How do 4 patients manage to take up my entire day?
Why are radiologists not scary any more, but medical students are evidently terrified of me?
Who dared to invent the pager, and can I have their address?
Why do all the cars stop between Burke and Warrigul roads?
How on earth do I correct a calcium?
And just what is a normal weight, anyway? 35kg may get you into hospital here, but it was half my previous population!