I wore: long sleeved shirt, foundation for the first time in months, earrings and my most polite professional smile.
She wore: camo jacket, black leggings, bleached blonde hair, plastic straw through her left earlobe, at least 10 other (visible) piercings and the faintest whiff of dope.
I said: Sawasdee kaa. I'd like to apply for a visa extension.
She said: Visa - how much?
I got thirty days (I was hoping for 90).
She got advised to go to Cambodia.